[AuckLUG] Funky ways of getting where you want with SSH

[mike forbes]

Just read this - dude what you want is http://anyterm.org/ or
http://antony.lesuisse.org/qweb/trac/wiki/AjaxTerm
:D


On 7/11/06, Trevor van Bremen <trev_vb at salesrs.com> wrote:
>
> [Humour response ONLY - I'm not REALLY suggesting you actually *DO* this]
>
> Ask yourself what Simon Travaglia (BOFH - See
> http://bofh.ntk.net/bastard.html) would do in this situation...
> Perhaps some degree of 'Civil Disobedience' is called for?
>
> Setup a 'rival' authoritative DHCP server / DNS server on the LAN and,
> since
> it's linux-based, you can even set the IP address _AND_ the MAC address of
> your NIC to the same one used by the REAL DHCP server.  Use it to assign
> your second NIC as both the site gateway _and_ site DNS server.
> As for the DNS server on it, make it respond with the IP address of your
> favourite porn-sites to ALL incoming lookups.  (The sole exception being
> to
> include YOUR company domain such that it points to the local webserver on
> your linux box which displays a nice page stating that the Securities and
> Exchange Commision has taken down the site to investigate an "Insider
> Trading" complaint.  Don't forget to explicitly reference the name of the
> head of your I.T. department on the webpage along with his / her long and
> deviant criminal history.
> While you're at it, start 'flooding' the LAN with random malformed packets
> directed at ALL the current site servers (especially those running the
> Redmond Virus).  Let them think they're being attacked by all the other
> site
> servers.
> If you can, leave the degaussing wand switched on while it's sitting on
> top
> of the sysop's pile of backup tapes
> Finally, enable the WiFi net connection on your 'normal' work machine and
> 'piggyback' off one of the neighbours.  (You ARE in the CBD aren't ya?)
> You have to love the ineptitude of people who are too lazy to even setup
> basic WEP on their Access Points!
>
> In summary, just let your mind wander.  Be inventive.
>
>
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